Twilight recaps by chapter
Chapter One – In which we are off to a good(ly) start.
Chapter Two – In which Bella notices how dreamy Edward is, and we notice that he seems to be a stalker.
Chapter Three – In which Edward saves Bella from a van with his manpire powers.
Chapter Four – In which Bella hates men, and Edward is sort of creepy?
Chapter Five – In which Edward shows his true colors as a creepy, controlling maniac.
Chapter Six – In which Bella finds a Native American to flirt with.
Chapter Seven – In which absolutely nothing happens.
Chapter Eight – In which Bella is a little idiot and Edward is a Big Damn Sociopathic Hero
Chapter Nine – In which we discover yet another super vampire power.
Chapter Ten – In which eating animals makes you a vegetarian.
Chapter Eleven – In which Edward and Bella are a renewable source of energy.
Chapter Twelve – In which every minute of Bella’s day is worth my God damn attention.
Chapter Thirteen – In which vampires are a natural source of bling.
Chapter Fourteen – In which vampires are tepidly explained.
Chapter Fifteen, part one – In which Edward kisses Bella and she freaking faints.
Chapter Fifteen, part two – In which we continue onward, and find that Edward really is good at everything.
Chapter Sixteen – In which we are supposed to like Carlisle but honestly he is the creepiest of them all.
Chapter Seventeen – In which plot starts to happen.
Chapter Eighteen – In which Edward is a gigantic asshole to Bella for being so tasty.
Chapter Nineteen – In which plot sort of fizzles.
Chapter Twenty – In which the plot lets out a death rattle.
Chapter Twenty-One – In which the plot chokes and dies.
Chapter Twenty-Two – In which we are thrown for a freaking loop regarding a certain psychic hottie bloodsucker.
Chapter Twenty-Three – In which the climax and denouement are possibly the most disappointing things ever.
Chapter Twenty-Four – In which Bella perfects her “I fell down the stairs” excuse.
Epilogue – In which there is an epilogue for some reason.