Eclipse recaps by chapter

Chapter One – In which Edward tells Bella which friends she can and can’t have. To protect her.

Chapter Two – In which Edward disables Bella’s truck to keep her from seeing her friends. Broken legs are probably next.

Chapter Three – In which we find out, shocker of shockers, that Edward was LYING to Bella!

Chapter Four – In which nothing happens, at all, so we wax philosophical.

Chapter Five – In which we learn more than is really necessary about werewolves.

Chapter Six – In which Bella is flat-out kidnapped, so Edward can know exactly where she is while he’s out of town.

Chapter Seven – In which Rosalie reveals that she was never really a very interesting character to begin with.

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