you seriously made my day!! i feel your pain, friend, as school has made my poor, innocent brain melt like butter in a microwave. i’m so glad you’re alive to bravely fight the noble fight against the twitards. LIVA LA RACHEL!!
what is “liva la”? if you mean the french term of “long live the” …(revolution) then it should be “vive la”. sorry if you’re actually using a language that isn’t french. =)
wow, you aren’t dead rachel? its alright if you’re a zombie, we won’t discriminate against you because you belong in the ground! hmm, it would be rather ironic if you’d become a… (gasp) …vampire!
Glad to see that you were not kidnapped by deranged Twilight fans, who claim that they are the cullen’s family. otherwise we would have had to mount a rescue that involved driving sharp toothpicks into their chest until we have managed to drive it through the heart. we would use sharp toothpicks because it would make them suffer as much as attempting to read the book does to us. and its an amusing image.
You know, they might still try it… Everyone, keep your pencil-sharpeners and toothpicks on hand. Let’s form a militia of pro-Rachel minutemen (and minutewomen–we believe in equal oppurtunity, no matter what Smeyer says!)
I was psychic right before i checked this post. I was all like: “I have a feeling that something I adore muchly has been updated” so i checked and i was like OMFG AN UPDATE KINDA. We’re glad you’re back but like it’s been said already many many times, don’t put your sanity before this blog!
It’s good to see you again, but don’t wear yourself out on this! You’re doing this for your own (if not pleasure) gratification and you shouldn’t feel obliged to work yourself to death over it, even if Edward’s will then make you a sparkly Mary Sue! :)
Also, the “Speshul Edward Substitute”… thingy… I have no words. Especially looking at the comments on the site… that’s more than a bit scary!
Bravo! Your strength and fortitude is an example to us all. Having also read all of them for the purpose of finding out arguments to tear it apart, I know how painful it gets. This chapter by chapter analysis has been helping me heal my soul after doing so. Thank you.
Actually, I took a similar quiz because my friends hate me, and it said:
“You smell like freesia, just like Bella. Edward finds your scent so devastating that he can barely control himself. He is constantly fighting the urge to consume you – he isn’t sure if he should bite you or kiss you.”
Then I checked out the other ones because it was just a button-click away:
“Your sweet personality can’t be contained…you even smell sweet and Edward thinks you smell like strawberries. It makes him wish he could nibble you, just a little bit.”
“Your unique and adventurous spirit comes through in your scent. You smell wild and fresh, and Edward thinks you smell like the Ocean. Your scent surprises him. He’s never smelled someone so lovely”