Formal apology and retraction
I would like to issue a formal apology and retract my statement in the previous entry,
Edward is really very chivalrous, and I’m sorry for thinking he’s a controlling dirtbag with the personality of a can of Pringles.
Pringles are actually quite delicious and come in a variety of flavors. They also come in a handy, inobtrusive package, which can double as a tennis ball holder.
Edward Cullen, on the other hand, is flat, boring, and will not hold your balls for you.
I hope Procter & Gamble will forgive my attempts at humor at the expense of their tasty snack food.