There are only nine adverbs and five pages to this. Why did she even bother making a new chapter?
An “angel” comes out of nowhere to save Bella. Ooooooh we’re all surprised. He cries without actually shedding tears (because that wouldn’t be manly.) Carlisle is attending Bella’s wounds as Edward and Alice off the hunter. We don’t actually get any details on this, mind you, because Bella is hazy from blood loss. I’m just pretty sure that’s what happened since I’ve seen the movie.
Bella snaps to and starts screaming about how her hand is burning. He BIT her! Carlisle is downright shocked. I’m not sure why, given that he was, uh, a vampire. Edward is instructed to suck the venom out of her blood.
BUT WAIT! Doesn’t she smell like the best cheeseburger ever and basically this is like asking him to just pick the onions off with his teeth?
BUT WAIT! Don’t vampires go into blood frenzies when they get anywhere near the smell of blood?
BUT WAIT! All of the above makes Edward hesitate, because he doesn’t want to accidentally eat his girlfriend!
OH GOD, IS THIS TENSION I SEE?
No, wait, never mind. He decides he can do it, puts his mouth to her bite wound, and sucks out the venom.
It’s okay, guys! He got it, no problem. At all. Whatsoever. Everyone is saved and they’re burning the bad guy now.
We really could have saved a lot of “trouble” by just asking Carlisle to do it, since he doesn’t have a blood frenzy anymore, but oh well. I guess we just really needed that fake dose of not-tension.