ADVERB COUNT: 39 — Good job, Smeyer
BELLA LIKE-O-METER is a low low 2.
Brief chapter with brief flares of hatred. It snows and is icey! Bella is almost hit by a van that has lost control in the school parking lot! Edward stops it with his powerful manpire powers!
Bella then is a total bitch to everyone who is concerned for her after it seemed a van had wrapped itself around her. Everyone is basically the whole freaking town.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME!!!1
Edward goes back to being a dick to her when she demands to know how he stopped a moving van. Edward insists she is a crazy woman, soft and stupid like all women are (I’m paraphrasing).
The kid who was driving the van has bloody bandages covering his head and no one really spares him a second glance. In fact, Bella gets irritated with him for being so apologetic for nearly hitting her with his freaking van.
I don’t understand this character.