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		<title>Chapter Nine</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/chapter-nine-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is a mac guffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lamest villain ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manpire powers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[these parents suck]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which Bella's clothes go missing, and this is somehow cause for alarm.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=401&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>To whomever</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/09/11/to-whomever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[edward is a good charter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shout-out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which we have a shout-out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=395&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Eight</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/chapter-eight-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is an idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brain bleach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[can we just cuddle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dazzling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freaking creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I literally put the book down]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[immortal werewolves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob I loved you once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[just have sex already]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pedobear approved]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stephenie is a hack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the quilbry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[um ew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[we're werewolf soulmates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which Jacob legitimizes pedophilia, and we lament on how much we used to like him. Also, more proof that Edward is gay.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=392&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Seven</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/chapter-seven-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BABIES!!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I miss rosalie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob is freaking awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[severe character dysfunction bingo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which Rosalie reveals that she was never really a very interesting character to begin with.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=389&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Six</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/09/04/chapter-six-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alice i loved you once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is an idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is a dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is a sociopath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freaking creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob is freaking awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[misogyny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortals we don't care about]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new levels of creepiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rosalie is a bitch and I like it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stalking is love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[symptoms of abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[volvopire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vampirely.wordpress.com/?p=386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In which Bella is flat-out kidnapped, so Edward can know exactly where she is while he's out of town.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=386&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/rumors-of-my-death-are-greatly-exaggerated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I AM GOING TO FINISH CHAPTER SIX IF IT&#8217;S THE LAST THING I DO. Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=383&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Five</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/chapter-five-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is an idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella needs medication]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[can we just cuddle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how convenient]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[immortal werewolves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[invisible werewolves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob is freaking awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leah should be more awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[samentology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[symptoms of abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telepathic werewolves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the quilbry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[we're werewolf soulmates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which we learn more than is really necessary about werewolves.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=376&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Four</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/chapter-three-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is an idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is a sociopath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob is freaking awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nothing happens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stephenie is a hack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's a trope]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which nothing happens, at all, so we wax philosophical.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=370&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Three</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/chapter-three-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is an idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dazzling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is a sociopath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freaking creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hey guys bella is really clumsy got it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob is freaking awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lamest villain ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manpire powers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[misogyny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oh teh drama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[symptoms of abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[these parents suck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what's wrong with mike?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which we find out, shocker of shockers, that Edward was LYING to Bella!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=366&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chapter Two</title>
		<link>http://vampirely.wordpress.com/2009/07/06/chapter-two-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Vampirely</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eclipse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bella is an idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[can we just cuddle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chagrin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dazzling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is a dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward is a sociopath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freaking creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I literally put the book down]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inexplicable fear of marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[just have sex already]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manpire powers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[misogyny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortals we don't care about]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new levels of creepiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[something Edward is not perfect at?!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stalking is love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[symptoms of abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[um ew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what's wrong with mike?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which Edward disables Bella's truck to keep her from seeing her friends. Broken legs are probably next.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vampirely.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262300&amp;post=359&amp;subd=vampirely&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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